Unleash your sense of humor with our exclusively crafted men's t-shirt, the "I Thought I Was Retired, But Now I Just Work for My Wife" collection. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee is not just a garment; it's a well-loved favorite that blends quality, comfort, and style seamlessly. Constructed with precision, the shirt features ribbed knit collars to ensure impeccable shaping and tapered shoulders for an evolving fit over time. The dual side seams are strategically designed to uphold the garment's shape for extended durability. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric with a density of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), this tee offers the perfect balance between softness and breathability, making it an ideal choice for both active and leisure wear. The retail fit is carefully curated for casual and semi-formal settings, complemented by a crew neckline that adds a classic, neat style, perfect for accessorizing. Choose from an array of vibrant colors to suit your mood and style preferences. Our color palette includes solid hues, unique Heather Prism blends (99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester), classic Heather combinations (52% cotton, 48% polyester), and dynamic Athletic Heather and Black Heather blends (90% cotton, 10% polyester). Say goodbye to irritating labels with our tear-away label feature, ensuring a seamless and comfortable wearing experience. Whether you're looking for a witty gift or a personal statement piece, our "I Thought I Was Retired, But Now I Just Work for My Wife" t-shirt is the perfect choice. Join the laughter, embrace the comfort, and make a statement with our unique collection.